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BEST TROLLS TO DO TO YOUR FRIENDS IF THEY DIE

It’s fun to troll your friends when they’re alive. The reaction is always priceless. But what about if your friends die? How do you troll them then? Here are some ideas. Walmer Convenience is a blog of ideas.

MAKE THEM HAVE A REALLY BAD GRAVE

The best part about your friends being dead is that can’t stop you from doing stuff. Ghosts are fake. The movie “Ghost” is a lie. No one is gonna come back and help you make sexy pottery. Put that dream the fuck away.

When it’s time to put a friend away, deep into the cold cold ground, here’s funny joke you can do: make them have a shitty grave. Like for example, if they were atheist, make it so that their tombstone has all this religious shit on it like angels and crosses. You know like really ugly creepy shit like this:

This one is funny because it’s like these two couples that are obvs not related are buried in the same grave.

Like someone would want this next one? This is terrible and this image is obviously to try to sell this type of tombstone and they make it the grave of someone who dies young? Someone needs to teach these people who to sell.

You could maybe even put a different photo on their grave. You know? That would be kinda funny. Everyone would think that they look like someone who they aren’t. Priceless. With the grave troll you always laugh last. By default.

PRESS THEIR ASHES INTO A SHITTY RECORD

Apparently you can press someone’s cremated ashes into a vinyl record. Cool right? As a funny joke you could press your dead friend into a really bad record. One that they hate. Like you could press your friend into a copy of the smash hit single “Smooth” by Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty. You could press them into a copy of the hit “Soul Sister” by Train. Actually no, that be fucking mean and would no longer be a joke. It would be insulting and in bad taste. Not like this article that I took time to write. It’s in great taste.

Well that’s about all the jokes I can think of that you could play on one of your buddies if they died. Can you think of others? Leave comment!

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