This new Bruno Mars track is a banger.
It’s called “24K Magic” which sounds like a title for a fake track that I would make up as a parody but it’s real.
It’s funky and disco-y and most of all dancey. You’ll wanna snap your fingers and strut down the street while you listen to it. It’s also doomed.
Just as “Uptown Funk” before it became your aunt’s favourite wedding track, “24K Magic” is set to become the choice of white people at weddings. This track will cause the loosening of millions of ties and will be responsible for countless heels to be switched out for flats.
Get your money Bruno Mars. You earned it.