Years ago, I wrote a series of articles about what I as a 34, then 35 year old man perceived to be the worst acts in dance music or “EDM” as clueless assholes call it.
Hey hey guys. Now that Vice has shuttered down Thump, I’m the only electronic music blog left. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You guys are fucked now. You gotta listen to all my terrible opinions. I’m the only friend you have left. Congrats loser.
Why does the genre Future Bass even exist?
Recently I was cruising the Soundclouds and came across a new Wizkid track with Major Lazer. Now I don’t 100% subscribe to Major Lazer but I 100% subscribe to Wizkid.
Did you move to Parkdale and you bought a great fixer upper in a thriving neighbourhood but you hated how noisy Queen Street can get on the weekend so you talked to your local councillor because that’s something you could do because you have “means” and you got the nearest bar to you to close […]
I get asked this all the time by famous people and shitty normal people: How does one produce good music? It’s a tough question that I’m gonna do my best to answer.
Hello I am an avid twitter user. I enjoy using twitter and making tweets — ♚walmer♚ (@this_is_walmer) May 17, 2017
The year is 2052. Billy Coke Zero was coming home from school. He was excited. Today he would get to hang out with his grandpa.
I was in the green room at Pacha in Ibiza talking to Pete Tong recently.