Why do we need them back?
What are the worst things in Toronto? Let me express them to you.
Have you heard of the newest genre taking over EDM festivals across America? It’s called Riddim and if you care at all about dance music, you need to be familiar. Luckily, we’ve drawn up a handy guide to help you hit the ground running with EDM’s hottest new craze.
Discrimination is back. Not to say it ever left. White people just forgot it was a problem and thought with Obama elected we had “solved racism”.
2037 had already been a devastating year for celebrity deaths. First came Paul McCartney. Yes, he lived to be 94 years old. Ringo Starr was still not dead and was still putting out music but no one cared because The Migos had long eclipsed The Beatles as the “Greatest Band of All-Time”. The Migos only […]
The United States of America is doomed. There is no use to sugarcoating the situation. If current trends do not change fast, a dissolution or autocratic takeover of the country is inevitable.
Hey, are you fucking stupid? Do you like repping your town in a garbage way? You probably rock Toronto Vs Everybody gear.
You know, I keep on fucking seeing people talk about ghost producing in EDM and saying it’s not a big problem. Like it’s OK to have someone else make your music for you and then you go around saying that you made it like you actually have fucking talent but you don’t.
“We’re landing Mr. West” came the voice of the stewardess through his bathroom door. “NOT YET!” Kanye West yelled back. The pilots retracted the landing gear and proceeded to circle New York in a holding pattern while Kanye West practiced his various resting faces. “A RESTING FACE IS IMPORTANT. ANDY WORHOL PERFECTED THE RESTING FACE. […]