The year is 2052. Billy Coke Zero was coming home from school. He was excited. Today he would get to hang out with his grandpa.
I was in the green room at Pacha in Ibiza talking to Pete Tong recently.
So it’s been a while since I’ve written anything here. Maybe some of you thought I was gone. You were wrong. Or maybe you were right in a way. Maybe this site is just going through a long drawn out death like some kind of terrible illness. Maybe some of you would rejoice from that?
Why do we need them back?
What are the worst things in Toronto? Let me express them to you.
Have you heard of the newest genre taking over EDM festivals across America? It’s called Riddim and if you care at all about dance music, you need to be familiar. Luckily, we’ve drawn up a handy guide to help you hit the ground running with EDM’s hottest new craze.
Discrimination is back. Not to say it ever left. White people just forgot it was a problem and thought with Obama elected we had “solved racism”.
2037 had already been a devastating year for celebrity deaths. First came Paul McCartney. Yes, he lived to be 94 years old. Ringo Starr was still not dead and was still putting out music but no one cared because The Migos had long eclipsed The Beatles as the “Greatest Band of All-Time”. The Migos only […]
The United States of America is doomed. There is no use to sugarcoating the situation. If current trends do not change fast, a dissolution or autocratic takeover of the country is inevitable.