The year is 1999. The track is “Thong Song” and the artist is Sisqo. Many toss around the title of “artist” too freely these days but back in 1999 being an artist meant something and Sisqo was an artist.
Honestly, after some thought, I’m now way more interested in a world without SoundCloud. And if you’re surprised that SoundCloud dropped 40% of its staff and two offices, well, you shouldn’t be.
We’ve got a tasty treat for you today. A mix from Philadelphia’s Dj Sideswipe. It’s to promote an amazing party going down at SXSW this week.
The OA is a half baked show full of half baked ideas that ends with the plot equivalent of punching you in the fucking genitals while speaking about “mindfulness”. I’m gonna spoil the fuck out of this show.
Goldman Sachs has a Soundcloud account.
My Facebook and Twitter are reeling. No one can believe what just happened. Donald Trump is president elect of the United States Of America.
Here at Walmer we’ve crunched a few numbers and had some experts look at election laws and the constitution. What we found was very interesting. The mainstream media won’t tell you this but Bernie Sanders can still be come president. We’re gonna show you how.
I have visited the great metropolises of the old world. I have smelt the rich spices of the orient. I have seen the petals of a rose slowly float away in the breeze as true love faded. I have been scraped by the twisted steel of war. In short, I have seen it all.
Get your adaptor dongles ready boys and girls because the new Macbooks are doing away with classic USB ports.