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THIS IS THE BEST VERSION OF STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH YOU’LL EVER SEE

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The prequel Star Wars movies of the early 2000s have been widely regarded as huge turds. Revenge of the Sith is know as the least turd-esque of these films. It sucked pretty bad though. Especially the dialogue. It just got improved.

Let me introduce you to Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke of The West which is the original episode 3 dubbed over with poor translations of Cantonese subtitles. Therefore we get the story of Allah Gold, a member of the Hopeless Situation or The Presbyterian Church and his mentor Section Ratio. They are fighting Space General who wants to “Batter to death them”. In the background there is the even greater danger posed by the Emperor of The West who practices The Dark.

Enjoy great lines like “He is in my behind” “You are already at full cock now” and ‘DO NOT WANT!”. I couldn’t stop fucking laughing for the entire film. It was 2 hours of my life well wasted.

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