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WHY DOES U2 EVEN FUCKING EXIST

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Why does U2 even fucking exist?

What the fuck do we even need from them anymore? You had your fucking time. Get the fuck outta my Internet. Like what do they even do? Are they Bill Gates’ house band that just plays music in his house for Kofi Annan and guys that wear Dockers khaki pants and still use a holder for their cell phone attached to their belt?

Name one fucking song they put out in the last 200 years. I bet you can’t. They have not been relevant since the invention of the fucking telephone. As soon as the phone was invented people texted their fucking friends and were like “why are these guys still here?”. It’s awkward now.

Like what do they do? Do they sing to starving children while Richard Branson cooks fucking lunch for them? I don’t even think they would be invited to play the Super Bowl that’s how washed they are.

Does the poor people of the world even want their fucking help? They don’t wanna hear that fucking music. They had two fucking tracks that were good in 1942 when people were leaving to fight Hitler and that was it.

Why are they still putting out music? Just be rich and do rich things and don’t be like “we still have artistic stuff to say”. Like no one cares about your fucking issues. They write songs on their private jet on the way to see Steve Jobs’ ghost. What fucking things do they have to say?

No one fucking cares.

 

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